(1) I'm standing there staring out at all the students I hope to like and who I hope will like me, feeling like a pillock .(2) Why would I want a photograph of a pillock in a tacky golden skirt holding up some fake dagger in an effort to pretend to kill me?(3) ‘Don't be a pillock ,’ snapped Nicol and flounced off.(4) He's a pillock, but being a pillock and being a good writer were never mutually exclusive.(5) you ask, ‘you made such a pillock of yourself the last time.’(6) Well, now you don't even need a pillock in charge of the remote control to get your parliamentary fix.(7) The problem with living in a democracy is that sometimes a complete pillock gets elected to high office because more people disagree with you than agree with you and there ain't a damned thing you can do about it.(8) It wouldn't really have mattered if there hadn't been the odd pillock dancing against the flow.(9) All of which is a roundabout way of saying that I'm a pillock and, in my haste and desire to just write down stuff that I knew, totally forgot about the restrictions on which questions I could answer.(10) The National Front gentleman is being a useless pillock in the picture, exactly as one would expect.(11) a complete pillock!(12) Thankfully, nobody else seems to think it necessary to remind me that I'm a complete pillock .(13) By choice l looked like a complete pillock for two years.(14) You might not want to act like a pillock , just to give your child the impression that you weren't one.(15) With all respect to the various people who may have been offended, if we ban Nazi regalia, how are we going to spot the absolute pillocks ?(16) Probably because over the past twenty odd years, many such pillocks have had a pretty good go at wiping yours truly off the face of the earth with their poorly piloted tin boxes.
